Only in a Shopping Centre near you......

only in Geelong... can you be asked if you sign or have a pin for your EFTPOS savings account!

only in Corio... big girl shopping wearing wrap around top.... but the back of it sat below her bra.... please lift it up

only at Chadstone... ask for size 12 shoe and person comes back saying "We've got it in a 9!" like that helps me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only at DFO south wharf... ask for size 12 shoe and get told that they don't stock size 12... all while I'm holding a pair of size 12!!!!

only in Corio.... hairdresser swearing like a trooper while cutting toddler's hair and not told off by kid's mum.... wtf????

only in Corio... hairdresser wearing ipod while doing my hair.... and listening to very bad, very loud music.

only in Corio... a couple standing outside Liquorland watching the girl change the sign for the specials... they did not move!! All for VB!