Only happen in (well actually on) moving day...

only in Geelong... can movers come expecting everything to be packed after you've been specifically told not to pack anything!

Only happen in food world...

only in Geelong... could an ice-cream truck have the number plate WIZZY!
(what ever happened to Mr Whippy?)

only in Geelong... carrots in salad are hotter than chips and parmi... really disappointed with dinner at Bended Elbow!!!!

only in Geelong... brulee printed on a menu as brul'ee.... really people need to learn how to use an apostrophe!!!!!!!! is it that hard?????

Only happen in any cinema but Gold Class...

only in Geelong... mum taking kids to the loo at the cinemas... one goes in without shoes... is it just me or is that disgusting!!!!!

only in Geelong... a mother tells her 2yo son that the cinema chairs aren't as comfortable as the chairs at home... gee really???

Only happen in the fashion world...

only in Geelong... denim stirrup pants... felt like I was back in the 80's when I saw them today.

only in magazine world... Naked Jen Hawkins is supposed to help my body image.... she's a size 8 if she's lucky... how will that help me????

Only happen in Maccas

only in Maccas... could a woman grab money from inside her bra when paying for Maccas... and then put the change in the bra as well!!!

only in Geelong.... go to McDonalds and not asked "Do you want fries with that?"

only in Geelong... grandmother with grandkids at McDonalds... one without shoes... they're on the table with the food

Only in a Shopping Centre near you......

only in Geelong... can you be asked if you sign or have a pin for your EFTPOS savings account!

only in Corio... big girl shopping wearing wrap around top.... but the back of it sat below her bra.... please lift it up

only at Chadstone... ask for size 12 shoe and person comes back saying "We've got it in a 9!" like that helps me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only at DFO south wharf... ask for size 12 shoe and get told that they don't stock size 12... all while I'm holding a pair of size 12!!!!

only in Corio.... hairdresser swearing like a trooper while cutting toddler's hair and not told off by kid's mum.... wtf????

only in Corio... hairdresser wearing ipod while doing my hair.... and listening to very bad, very loud music.

only in Corio... a couple standing outside Liquorland watching the girl change the sign for the specials... they did not move!! All for VB!

Only happen in....

So my sister has been here for the last 3 1/2 weeks, and she keeps coming out with this ripper lines about things that she sees or hears whilst here.

She has been posting them on twitter, but I decided to blog them.

I will also be adding some of my own at times - even though mine may not be as funny.

If you have any of your own, send them to me as I am sure everyone would love to read them.

Cheers.